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rajni kanth bright student

All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? . . . . . Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!

tuition

Paddle, padhai me  sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai

dost

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar,  Dost Jhakaas ho tum

perfect place

Boy :"dear,tumhara  naam apne haath pe  likhu ya dil pe ? . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo  likhtey ho? . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likho!

joke musuem

Badri was guiding visitors. He showed 2 robes - the kings robe and the same kings robe when he was a child. He pointed to 2 skeletons, the bigger one is the kings, the smaller is when the king was young 😀

fremont

Phaneesh thought it was fre monti full monti
Curry loves ❤️ Indian curry